Tangled by Emma Chase
My rating: 5 of 5 stars
Review on Goodreads
Male POV? Freaking awesome!
My point here is: I've been laughing so hard, I almost cried
...and it wasn't just once
Why is that? Drew was hilarious, his mind is a sweet feast for us, carb deprived women.
The flashbacks and interjections- brilliant!
"DO YOU SEE THAT UNSHOWERED, unshaven heap on the couch? The guy in the dirty gray T-shirt and ripped sweatpants?
That’s me, Drew Evans."
"Once again, to the ladies out there—here’s a fact for you: Men pretty much have sex on the brain twenty-four-seven. The exact figure is like every 5.2 seconds or some shit like that."
"Predictably, my cock springs up like Dracula rising from his coffin."
"I’ve never gone bareback. Ever. Not even during my younger years. I’ve always loved my dick much too much to have it shrivel up and fall off."
"So, if you think I’m arrogant? Selfish? Spoiled? You’re probably right. "
And there's more of it...
Kate on the other hand, is a sharp, witty little woman with love to high heels and one mission in her new found life: to give Drew a run for his money and bring him to his knees. Even if she's not aware of that and neither is he, up to some time... but that's another story.
"She’s purposely trying to make me nuts. She’s deliberately trying to drive me off the deep end. She’s probably hoping I’ll throw myself out the window, just to get away from the annoyance that is her."
"Do you know anything about child psychology? No? Well here’s a lesson for you. If you tell a kid they can’t do something, guess what’s the first thing they’re going to try and do the minute you’re not looking? Exactly.
Men are the same way. It’s so going to happen again. But she doesn’t need to know that at the moment."
"All kidding aside, this is a new beginning for Kate and me. A fresh start. I’ll be a perfect gentleman. Scout’s honor.
Then again, I never was a Boy Scout."
"She sighs. It sounds content. “I’m going to be really clingy and needy for the next few weeks. You should be prepared.”
“I’ll be insecure and jealous. It’ll work out great.”"
Perfect match ;D
"Oh—and of course the other woman in my life. I can’t believe I haven’t mentioned her before. She is the only female to ever truly hold my heart in her hand. I am her slave. She asks, and I do.
Gladly.
Her name is Mackenzie. She’s got long blond hair and the biggest blue eyes you’ll ever see. She’s almost four."
" I think the buildup of semen is starting to affect my brain. Like sugar to a diabetic."
"“Then how do you know?”
She shrugs again. “It’s the estrogen. It gives us ESP. If you had a vagina, you’d know too.”
Mackenzie raises her hand proudly. “I have a bagina.”
I smirk. “Yes, you do sweetheart. And someday, it’s gonna help you rule the world.”
“Johnny Fitzgerald has a penis. He say his penis is better than my bagina.”
“Johnny Fitzgerald’s an idiot. Vaginas beat penises every time. They’re like kryptonite. Penises are defenseless against them.”"
"Burn, baby, burn."
"Kind of like the Incredible Hulk."
oh, I almost forgot
"Edward Cullen can take his stupid heroin and OD on it. Kate is my own personal brand of Viagra."
“For God's sake, don't let her watch Cinderella. What kind of example is that? A mindless twit who can't even remember where she left her damn shoe, so she has to wait for some douchebag in tights to bring it to her? Give me a frigging break!”
Just to sum up: I really enjoyed reading 'Tangled'.
It wasn't just the characters, but the storytelling, humor and a lot of hot scenes.
Words of wisdom ;)
I hope you enjoy it as well
And just for the record: more of male POV
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